Ugh... there's so much going on right now. We're leaving for vacation on Saturday, while my best friend gets home today (Tuesday). So I have to pack and find out when we can hang out since I'm leaving while she's coming back. Then, at the end of the month, I go to Colorado Springs with my dad. and yet still after all that, I have to do that mandatory thing called... oh what's it called? Oh yeah, school.
But, I'm still not done! In October, I'm going to D.C.. So then there's that. So I have to finish school shopping, go clothes shopping for D.C. and figure out how in the world I'm supposed to keep in touch with my friend while I'm gone. While she was gone, I just called her and texted her on the kids' cell phone, but we won't be bringing that with us. So yeah, all you adults that thought that kids can't have stressful lives, HAHAHA!!
love ya!!
~BEE
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Broghan's B-day
ugh... today was Broghan's birthday and i am so full of cake!! i ate so much that i am sick to my stomach. grandma smothered me to death, grandpa didn't win lottery same old same old. oh oh oh five people called within fifteen minutes. yep, that was the highlights of my day!
I am so pumped for Disney!! We leave on the 31st and i can't wait! So many people going, but it's my grandpa's side, so it'll be so much fun cause they don't drink as much as my dad's side, so they're not as obnoxious. Plus, they live in Pennsylvania, so we only get to see them every once in a while. well, im tired, so im going to bed. love you all!!
~bee~
I am so pumped for Disney!! We leave on the 31st and i can't wait! So many people going, but it's my grandpa's side, so it'll be so much fun cause they don't drink as much as my dad's side, so they're not as obnoxious. Plus, they live in Pennsylvania, so we only get to see them every once in a while. well, im tired, so im going to bed. love you all!!
~bee~
Thursday, July 2, 2009
HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF
FIRST YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT I AM COMPLETLY ADDICTED TO STUMBLEUPON.COM. GO AHEAD. TRY IT. YOULL SEE WHAT I MEAN. GO HEAD ILL WAIT...
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DID IT?? OK SO WHILE I WAS STUMBLING (REALLY WISH THAT YOU REALLY DID GO TO STUMBLE NOW DONT YOU?) I FOUND THIS WEBSITE ITS CALLED HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF. SO I FIGURED THAT SINCE I KNOW FATHER GREGORY AND HOW HE LOVES TO MESS WITH PEOPLE, I DECIDED TO WRITE THIS WEEKS BLOG AS TEH WAYS TO TICK PEOPLE OFF! SO HERES TO YOU FATHER GREGORY! (THIS WILL ALSO EXPLAIN THE CAPS)
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DID IT?? OK SO WHILE I WAS STUMBLING (REALLY WISH THAT YOU REALLY DID GO TO STUMBLE NOW DONT YOU?) I FOUND THIS WEBSITE ITS CALLED HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF. SO I FIGURED THAT SINCE I KNOW FATHER GREGORY AND HOW HE LOVES TO MESS WITH PEOPLE, I DECIDED TO WRITE THIS WEEKS BLOG AS TEH WAYS TO TICK PEOPLE OFF! SO HERES TO YOU FATHER GREGORY! (THIS WILL ALSO EXPLAIN THE CAPS)
HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF
- Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
- In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
- Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
- If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
- Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
- Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
- Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
- Practice making fax and modem noises.
- Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
- Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
- Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
- Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
- Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
- Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
- Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
- Staple pages in the middle of the page.
- Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
- Honk and wave to strangers.
- Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
- TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
- type only in lowercase.
- dont use any punctuation either
- Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
- Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
"DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now." - As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
- Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
- Ask people what gender they are.
- While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
- Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
- Sing along at the opera.
- Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
- Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
Monday, June 22, 2009
baby got back!!
Now I will not say I don't love my mother, because I do. Let me explain a little. You see, we were at my Uncle Mike's and he has a wii. and on the wii fit, it has a hula hoop game where you have to try and twirl the hoop as many times as you can in 60 seconds. you do this by, well, hula hooping. just without the hula hoop, but you twist your hips the same way. well as you all know, my mom just had a baby ;) and well lets just say, it was QUITE a sight!! all of you that weren't there have a facebook so be checking my uncle's page soon!! (if your his friend) because he video taped the thing! MAN WAS IT FUNNY!!
falling and things
I baby-sit this four-year old who has a sister who is Danielle's age and one of her favorite activities is dancing. (we get along so well!) So we were dancing and her sis, who as you may recall is Danielle's age, came in and started dancing with us. Well as the next song came on it was my turn. So I decided to do a spin to start off. Well, let's just say that it landed (no pun intended) with me on the floor and three girls laughing madly. You see, what happened was as i went to start my turn, my ankle twisted and when i was in back it came into effect and i fell and i got a boo boo on my elbow!!! and me one of the most graceful ones in my dance class pretty much the only one who can go an entire dance without falling. Oh well. No pain no game! i guess??
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
dance studios
Alright so as much as I love my dance teacher dearly, I know that in order to go further on in dance, as I wish to, that i must enroll in a dance studio, so i talked to a friend and, while i was friends with her, another friend. They both dance at studio, and they both are very good and love it just as much as I do. So that leaves the two studios, The Movement Arts Center and Motion Express. M.A.C. is where my ex-friend goes, so there's always that problem, but it has very good structure and a very good studio. My mom and I are touring the two today so maybe I'll post about it later, but probably next week because we have to come up with one post every week :P so I'll see y'all later!! love you lots!
~BEE~
~BEE~
Thursday, January 29, 2009
i have a question!!
so i was reading this book called "?" and it brought up a good point!! why is it that the number 2 pencil is most commonly used, but yet it is still number 2? if u have an answer, comment please, because im stumped!! :)
~BEE
~BEE
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
64 Things High School Musical 2 can teach us:
64 Things High School Musical 2 can teach us:
1. If you wish to show your inability or dislike for dancing, it's perfectly reasonable to break out in a dance number.
2. College? It's not important, as long as you can hang out with your friends.
3. If your love is strong enough, fireworks will go off, and lanterns will fly away as you and your boyfriend kiss.
4.Playing sports is a hint that it's time
to break into song.
5.Don't worry about being rude/mean in the end things will work out for you.
6.School spirit is a must. Especially during the summer.
7. Your friends are not human and should always be addressed by the name of their school mascot.
8. Yes! You can paint your locker pink!Screw the school board.
9. You can be a chef, lifeguard, or golf assistant...no experience needed!
10. A guy can never wear too much bronzer.
11. Lakes are the equilivant of mirrors. They can show your reflection perfectly!
12. It is possible to memorize a 3 minute song over the course of 2 minutes...and sing it perfectly.
13.It doesn't matter that you're not a staff member. You can still attend any and all staff events.
14.The phrase "more moves than an octopus in a wrestling match" is something that can be used in everyday conversation
15. There are two bells that get you out of school. The first one tells you to start singing and dancing, the second announces you should stop.
16.Even though its the last day of school, its ok to leave stuff in the locker for the summer.
17.If your family is "saving pennies" for your college education and gives you a junky truck to drive, it is normal for their kitchen to have granite counter tops and a $7,000 fridge.
18. Pianos can float now. Go ahead, try it.
19. It's perfectly acceptable for a guy to wear girl's capris.
20. If you're upset, just run through a golf course, jumping and spinning, while singing "Bet on it"...you won't fall at any point, and no one will stop and think "what the hell?" .
21.You can send telepathic messages to your mom to tell her to pick you up just as you're finishing your breakup song with your boyfriend.
22.A resort can be highly successful when there are more employees than guests.
23."And she stepped on the ball" is actually quite funny. You just need to put it into context.
24.One family can apparently control an entire city, including all educational institutions in the area.
25. It's good manners to refer to your mother as a "backstabber"
26.Turkey imported from Maine is much better than any other turkey. In fact, it's fabulous.
27.Apparently, it is now possible to hire an entire high school to be the staff at an upscale country club.
28.Iced tea from England is blue.
29.Water Bug is a cute funny romantic pet name.
30.Being a teenage paparazzi at school and taking multiple pictures of the same two people is not weird or creepy in any way
32.When your girlfriend tells you that your shoes don't match your tie, you must do a stupid looking surfer move to see if she's right, you can't just look down
33.When you frolic with your girlfriend in the golf course, you get in trouble. When you frolic by yourself and sing, nothing happens.
34.It IS possible to have any object in the world come in pink & engraved with your initials. That is, if you are Sharpay Evans.
35.If you are the basketball star of your school, you can get yourself, as well as the rest of the school, summer jobs.
36. Lava Springs apparently had no employees, since they had to hire a whole new staff.
37.Don't change your friends, change your dreams.
38.Corbin Bleu switched shampoos. Because his hair obviously did not have as much shine, bounce, or body as it did in HSM 1.
39. Even though Chad danced in "Get your head in the game", "Status Quo" and "What time is it", he apparantly does not dance.
40. "What team?" "Wildcats!"
"GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!"
Can fix any problem.
41.Basketball scholarships at the University of Albuquerque depend on your musical performance skills
42.Guitars and speaker equipment can be placed near a pool safely
43.Take two small saucepan lids and bang them together. You'll find they make the same sound as a large GONG. Go on, have a go
44. Tiffany’s makes hair bands
45. When your girlfriend breaks up with you and gives your necklace back, she obviously will somehow emerge out of a crowd wearing it again and singing
46. Clocks get bigger if you stare at them and chant "summer"
47. When you’re singing about being fabulous, your shoes can magically appear on and off your feet at any given time
48. You can be a male theater geek who wears sparkly hats and pink shirts, without any of the jocks who you kind of hang out with thinking you're gay.
49. It is now acceptable to throw grapes at your girlfriends face
50. Jumping from dangerous rocks is a great idea.
51. It is not at all pompous to give your girlfriend a necklace with your initial on it
52. The high school marching band is on call 24/7 for spontaneous musical numbers
53. It is perfectly normal to switch outfits with your opponent after a baseball game.
54. Helicopters can land on a golf course with no warning.
55. When you're frustrated with your personal life at work, just take off your shirt and shoot some baskets. Your boss won't mind.
56. Sliding on the cafeteria floor like a penguin is totally acceptable. Especially when it’s the last day of school.
57. Even if you weren't a part of the winning number, you can still win the star dazzle award.
56. Italian shoes mean a whole new you
57. Not telling your girlfriend about your new dress shoes you got from your boss, clearly is a reason for her to be concerned and question your relationship.
58. As long as you’re the star player on your basketball team, you can instantly be better at golf than the owner of the course.
59. College basketball players love playing with high schoolers that are better than them.
60. There is no such thing as gay dancing
61. On the last day of school, it is perfectly normal to chant "summer" like a cult.
62. Wanting a little fabulous is not so wrong
1. If you wish to show your inability or dislike for dancing, it's perfectly reasonable to break out in a dance number.
2. College? It's not important, as long as you can hang out with your friends.
3. If your love is strong enough, fireworks will go off, and lanterns will fly away as you and your boyfriend kiss.
4.Playing sports is a hint that it's time
to break into song.
5.Don't worry about being rude/mean in the end things will work out for you.
6.School spirit is a must. Especially during the summer.
7. Your friends are not human and should always be addressed by the name of their school mascot.
8. Yes! You can paint your locker pink!Screw the school board.
9. You can be a chef, lifeguard, or golf assistant...no experience needed!
10. A guy can never wear too much bronzer.
11. Lakes are the equilivant of mirrors. They can show your reflection perfectly!
12. It is possible to memorize a 3 minute song over the course of 2 minutes...and sing it perfectly.
13.It doesn't matter that you're not a staff member. You can still attend any and all staff events.
14.The phrase "more moves than an octopus in a wrestling match" is something that can be used in everyday conversation
15. There are two bells that get you out of school. The first one tells you to start singing and dancing, the second announces you should stop.
16.Even though its the last day of school, its ok to leave stuff in the locker for the summer.
17.If your family is "saving pennies" for your college education and gives you a junky truck to drive, it is normal for their kitchen to have granite counter tops and a $7,000 fridge.
18. Pianos can float now. Go ahead, try it.
19. It's perfectly acceptable for a guy to wear girl's capris.
20. If you're upset, just run through a golf course, jumping and spinning, while singing "Bet on it"...you won't fall at any point, and no one will stop and think "what the hell?" .
21.You can send telepathic messages to your mom to tell her to pick you up just as you're finishing your breakup song with your boyfriend.
22.A resort can be highly successful when there are more employees than guests.
23."And she stepped on the ball" is actually quite funny. You just need to put it into context.
24.One family can apparently control an entire city, including all educational institutions in the area.
25. It's good manners to refer to your mother as a "backstabber"
26.Turkey imported from Maine is much better than any other turkey. In fact, it's fabulous.
27.Apparently, it is now possible to hire an entire high school to be the staff at an upscale country club.
28.Iced tea from England is blue.
29.Water Bug is a cute funny romantic pet name.
30.Being a teenage paparazzi at school and taking multiple pictures of the same two people is not weird or creepy in any way
32.When your girlfriend tells you that your shoes don't match your tie, you must do a stupid looking surfer move to see if she's right, you can't just look down
33.When you frolic with your girlfriend in the golf course, you get in trouble. When you frolic by yourself and sing, nothing happens.
34.It IS possible to have any object in the world come in pink & engraved with your initials. That is, if you are Sharpay Evans.
35.If you are the basketball star of your school, you can get yourself, as well as the rest of the school, summer jobs.
36. Lava Springs apparently had no employees, since they had to hire a whole new staff.
37.Don't change your friends, change your dreams.
38.Corbin Bleu switched shampoos. Because his hair obviously did not have as much shine, bounce, or body as it did in HSM 1.
39. Even though Chad danced in "Get your head in the game", "Status Quo" and "What time is it", he apparantly does not dance.
40. "What team?" "Wildcats!"
"GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!"
Can fix any problem.
41.Basketball scholarships at the University of Albuquerque depend on your musical performance skills
42.Guitars and speaker equipment can be placed near a pool safely
43.Take two small saucepan lids and bang them together. You'll find they make the same sound as a large GONG. Go on, have a go
44. Tiffany’s makes hair bands
45. When your girlfriend breaks up with you and gives your necklace back, she obviously will somehow emerge out of a crowd wearing it again and singing
46. Clocks get bigger if you stare at them and chant "summer"
47. When you’re singing about being fabulous, your shoes can magically appear on and off your feet at any given time
48. You can be a male theater geek who wears sparkly hats and pink shirts, without any of the jocks who you kind of hang out with thinking you're gay.
49. It is now acceptable to throw grapes at your girlfriends face
50. Jumping from dangerous rocks is a great idea.
51. It is not at all pompous to give your girlfriend a necklace with your initial on it
52. The high school marching band is on call 24/7 for spontaneous musical numbers
53. It is perfectly normal to switch outfits with your opponent after a baseball game.
54. Helicopters can land on a golf course with no warning.
55. When you're frustrated with your personal life at work, just take off your shirt and shoot some baskets. Your boss won't mind.
56. Sliding on the cafeteria floor like a penguin is totally acceptable. Especially when it’s the last day of school.
57. Even if you weren't a part of the winning number, you can still win the star dazzle award.
56. Italian shoes mean a whole new you
57. Not telling your girlfriend about your new dress shoes you got from your boss, clearly is a reason for her to be concerned and question your relationship.
58. As long as you’re the star player on your basketball team, you can instantly be better at golf than the owner of the course.
59. College basketball players love playing with high schoolers that are better than them.
60. There is no such thing as gay dancing
61. On the last day of school, it is perfectly normal to chant "summer" like a cult.
62. Wanting a little fabulous is not so wrong
63.Humans can be imported from Spain.
64. It is worth risking your relationship with your friends and girlfriend for a college that closed down in 1986.
just wanna say!
heyy srry that the last one wasn't colorful!! i 4got!! whoops! so like i just wanna say that we luv u koellers and we are with you for ever and ever!! and i know that u wont read this but im using this to vent!! so luv ya!!! bee
there, i changed it!! happy?
heyy!! so my mom keeps yelling at me cause i keep just posting bout how bored i am cause i have no life and yes dad, i know that that is not proper (?) english, but at this point, idc im really really tired and i smell food!! yum!! so im gonna go eat!! luv you all!!
~BEE
~BEE
teachers should never try to be cool!!
so my friend has this friend and one of her friends accidentally emailed her teacher. this is the conversation that they had
friend:hey
teacher:hello?
friend:oh sorry, i meant to email my friend.
teacher:no problem so whats up girl?
friend:umm nothing
teacher:coolio that's tight
friend:uhh i have to go
friend:hey
teacher:hello?
friend:oh sorry, i meant to email my friend.
teacher:no problem so whats up girl?
friend:umm nothing
teacher:coolio that's tight
friend:uhh i have to go
my adorable sister!!
so being the amazingly nice sister that i am, i was watching/playing with broghan instead of playing in the snow(arent i just amazing?? so i'm playing birdie with broghan on the floor(she was on my feet "flying" in the air) when all of the sudden, a big line of drool lands on my face!!! not only that, but after i wiped it off and yelled at her, she laughed!!!! so i have officially decided to become a nun and be a virgin 4 ever!!!!! :)
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