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Camp

Mk, so Mrs. Mueller sent me to this Shakespeare camp at Clayton high school. We're expected to put in a stellar production of Comedy of Errors in three weeks. In these three weeks we are not allowed to have any fun or joke around at all. Nor are we allowed to scratch or yawn or rub our arms when it gets freezing in that blasted room. Oh and we have to be perfectly still. I'm having a blast!! <3

My mother

My mother is a very cruel and evil person. First she hacks my facebook and now she's making us blog EVERY WEEK!!! Do you know how torturous that is?!?! I mean school is for learning, if that's what she is trying to make us do. We have to have five sentences. I think I'm gonna start calling her Ms. Petruska. Hey that was five and now this is six!!! < 3

end of summer

Ugh... there's so much going on right now. We're leaving for vacation on Saturday, while my best friend gets home today (Tuesday). So I have to pack and find out when we can hang out since I'm leaving while she's coming back. Then, at the end of the month, I go to Colorado Springs with my dad. and yet still after all that, I have to do that mandatory thing called... oh what's it called? Oh yeah, school.

But, I'm still not done! In October, I'm going to D.C.. So then there's that. So I have to finish school shopping, go clothes shopping for D.C. and figure out how in the world I'm supposed to keep in touch with my friend while I'm gone. While she was gone, I just called her and texted her on the kids' cell phone, but we won't be bringing that with us. So yeah, all you adults that thought that kids can't have stressful lives, HAHAHA!!
love ya!!
~BEE

Broghan's B-day

ugh... today was Broghan's birthday and i am so full of cake!! i ate so much that i am sick to my stomach. grandma smothered me to death, grandpa didn't win lottery same old same old. oh oh oh five people called within fifteen minutes. yep, that was the highlights of my day!

I am so pumped for Disney!! We leave on the 31st and i can't wait! So many people going, but it's my grandpa's side, so it'll be so much fun cause they don't drink as much as my dad's side, so they're not as obnoxious. Plus, they live in Pennsylvania, so we only get to see them every once in a while. well, im tired, so im going to bed. love you all!!
~bee~

FIRST YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT I AM COMPLETLY ADDICTED TO STUMBLEUPON.COM. GO AHEAD. TRY IT. YOULL SEE WHAT I MEAN. GO HEAD ILL WAIT...
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DID IT?? OK SO WHILE I WAS STUMBLING (REALLY WISH THAT YOU REALLY DID GO TO STUMBLE NOW DONT YOU?) I FOUND THIS WEBSITE ITS CALLED HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF. SO I FIGURED THAT SINCE I KNOW FATHER GREGORY AND HOW HE LOVES TO MESS WITH PEOPLE, I DECIDED TO WRITE THIS WEEKS BLOG AS TEH WAYS TO TICK PEOPLE OFF! SO HERES TO YOU FATHER GREGORY! (THIS WILL ALSO EXPLAIN THE CAPS)

HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF

1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
16. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
18. Honk and wave to strangers.
19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
20. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
21. type only in lowercase.
22. dont use any punctuation either
23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
    "DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
    "What?"
    "Never mind, it's gone now."
25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
27. Ask people what gender they are.
28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
30. Sing along at the opera.
31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

baby got back!!

Now I will not say I don't love my mother, because I do. Let me explain a little. You see, we were at my Uncle Mike's and he has a wii. and on the wii fit, it has a hula hoop game where you have to try and twirl the hoop as many times as you can in 60 seconds. you do this by, well, hula hooping. just without the hula hoop, but you twist your hips the same way. well as you all know, my mom just had a baby ;) and well lets just say, it was QUITE a sight!! all of you that weren't there have a facebook so be checking my uncle's page soon!! (if your his friend) because he video taped the thing! MAN WAS IT FUNNY!!